Tuesday, January 19, 2010

"blank" rhymes with . . . ?

After a nearly five-year hiatus, LiquidRidiculous is back with a never-before seen post.  We hope you'll enjoy, and leave a comment.
   ~TomSwifty
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Give a listen to the audio pronunciation of "blank" at M-W.com. Note the short "a" in the middle. Now have a gander over at the same thing for "plank". Note the length of the "a." Do they sound the same? If you have a cunning ear for phonetics, you'll agree that the answer is no. If you don't, trust me; I have such an ear. Of course, both words have the same written pronunciation - officially they have the short "a" of blank.

The difference is subtle. Subtle enough that most people don't notice. Subtle enough that the potentates at M-W.com didn't notice. If you aren't listening carefully for it, you'll hear whichever one you normally say. It can lead to some extraordinary IM conversations for people as, uh . . . unique as us.

T: well, blank and black do rhyme
D: uh... no they don't
T: um, what?
D: blank and black? the vowels don't sound the same at all!
T: what are you talking about? they both have a short 'a'!
D: are you insane?!? the 'a' in blank sounds like 'weigh'
T: "blaynk"!?
D: yeah
T: i can't tell if you're kidding or not
D: i've never been more serious

This proved to be a paradigm collision that could only be resolved by actual human speech (ie, the telephone).

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So, I had a good friend in college who turned me on to phonetics, and the subtle differences that can occur in vowels. I found it very interesting how even the ostensibly same vowel sound can actually sound quite unique depending on the surrounding letters. It largely depends on the way the mouth moves from one letter to next.
I'm not sure if that was clear, so let me give an example:
"bad" vs. "bam" both have the short a sound, but if you extend the 'a', the a in "bad" has more of "bahed" sound, while the a in "bam" sounds more like "bayem"
Of course, regional dialects change the vowel sounds even more... "going fast in Boston." can be a rhyming phrase.