Consider:
- If we get our finances in order, we'll finally be out of the Native American and back in the African American.
- Well that's really the pot calling the kettle African American, isn't it?
- I was always impressed that Ansel Adams could capture so much depth and emotion in his African American & Caucasian photographs.
- The President today signed the comprehensive civil rights legislation into law during a ceremony in the Caucasian House Rose Garden.
- I'm dreaming of a Caucasian Christmas...
- In the Middle Ages, two-thirds of Europe's population was wiped out by the African American plague.
- When camping, be sure to pack away all of your garbage so as not to attract the attention of hungry African American bears and grizzlies.
- That acne cream really takes care of those unsightly african-americanheads and caucasianheads.
- Joe didn't get into the frat he wanted because one of the members African-Americanballed him.
- After being accused of having communist sympathies, Mort was African-Americanlisted and couldn't get another screenwriting job.
- Surely, one of the most brilliant sales pitches in all of literature was Tom Sawyer's convincing his peers to pay him for the privilege of Caucasianwashing the fence.
- Once they had the incriminating pictures, they were able to african-americanmail him for millions.
Did we leave out any good ones?
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Well, there's always the reporter asking Nelson Mandela what it felt like being an African-American in white-ruled South Africa :)
And the newspapers who have auto-corrects in their editing programs that switch from an "out" term to an "in" one -- my favorite was the arts review describing a work as "pro-life" (meaning "life-affirming") that got changed to "anti-abortion." Can't find a link right now, but it's real.
In honor of this weekend's book release: "Harry feared the African American arts, but strove to destroy all who followed them."
Or... "The African American market in children is illegal and a violation of international law."
"Crest caucasian strips worked for me!"
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