...said Tom swiftly

• "Here's the real male goose," said Tom, producing the propaganda.
• "I manufacture tabletops," said Tom counterproductively.
• "I need a place to put my painting," said Tom easily.
• "For such a skinny monarch, he sure makes a lot of noise," said Tom, thinking aloud.
• "Why, 'e urinated on me cabin, guv'nuh!" said Tom epistemologically.
• "I like hanging around other men," said Tom cogently.
• "There's a trumpet stuck in my butt," said Tom astutely.
• "I'm just as holy as the Pope," said Tom copiously.
• "I like hot dogs," said Tom frankly.
• "I just ate a bucket full of tacks," said Tom tactfully. (thank you, Michael, for that contribution)
• "I think that mangy dog tricked me," Tom concurred.
• "I'm gonna trick that mangy dog into making a deal with that giant magical tree creature," said Tom concurrently.
• "The new pope should be a woman named Catherine," Tom pontificated.
  

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